Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The Nanny Gene

When I was younger my grandmother, "Nannny," would come from England to help my mom. With three kids under 5 I know my mom had her hands full. Heck, I only have one and it's all I can do to get dishes done and dinner made, let alone clean my house, redecorate, and organize. Nanny never came for a vacation. She never seemed like a guest. Looking back, she seemed more like imported slave labor. (Just kidding, Mom.) But she always came with an agenda in mind. Sometimes she'd come help wallpaper or paint. Other times she'd help with packing or a move. One time she came all the way from England to help my mom deal with three kids with chicken pox. I swear to God that that woman NEVER sat down. And when she did, it was to knit. But even the knitting was something for one of us. Whatever that woman has that makes her the way she is, my mom has it too. I think it's a "Nanny gene."

A little over a week ago my mom came for a visit. Felicity calls her "Nanny", and I wonder if Felicity is getting the same sense of imported slave labor that I had with my mom's mom. After a six hour drive, my mom storms into the house and says, "Where do we start?" In all seriousness, she is in the house for five minutes and she's cleaning the kitchen. For those of you who know our house, you know that despite our boldest attempts it's always a little untidy. I remember when we moved into the house and I thought that we'd NEVER fill up all of those rooms. Lo and behold, the house is filled to the brim. And where there's stuff, there's dust. And where there's dust, there's allergies. And with working full time and taking care of Felicity (not to mention being pregnant), the little things in the house usually fall by the wayside. And, to be honest, sometimes I am just too tired to deal with it.

But not Nanny. Oh, no. If she sits down on the couch, I can actually see her eyes surveying for something that needs to be done. In just five days, here's what she did:

Seeing that Felicity's books were overflowing, she went to the Container Store and bought two new bookshelves and reorganized the books. While at the Container Store, she realized that we needed a shelf for the medicine cabinet. She threw away about forty bottles of expired medicine, cleaned the cabinet, and organized all the medicines by type and frequency of use. (I'm serious.) Upon opening the fridge, she noticed that there were some half-used and perhaps spoiled things. This prompted an entire overhaul of the fridge. Since Chris's office is moving to the third floor so that we can use the previous office for a baby's room, we hired some boys to move about 400 books and seven bookshelves upstairs. But, in an effort to "help" the young 21 year old strong boys, Nanny hoisted the books back onto the shelves, not letting me help because I was pregnant! While up on the third floor, she noticed that my storage closet was poorly organized and taking up too much room. Another trip to the container store and she had returned with spacebags. She organized all of the baby clothes by size and vaccuumed them down to fit in labeled tubs. I cannot tell you how good it feels to be this organized.

And while I love how much help she gives me, I do wish that just one time she would come and relax. But oh, no. "When you have kids, you need help. Trust me, I know." And while I am pleased that I will be able to reap the benefits of a slave enjoy her visits for years to come, I am afraid that I might not have the Nanny gene. Or worse, perhaps I should be fearful that I do.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Felicity Explains It All

Me: Felicity, we need to brush your hair. It's all knotty and looks a mess.

Felicity: There's no knots, Mommy.

Me: Yes there are Felicity, I can see them.

Felicity: But you said in the bath that if we put air conditioner in it then there wouldn't be knots. I have air conditioner in it.

Me: Oh, you mean HAIR conditioner.

Felicity: Air conditioner.

Me: Well, even though air conditioner helps with knots, you still have to brush it.

Monday, September 01, 2008

When did this happen?!?!



I already feel like a whale! And this is only 15 weeks!!!